The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to think.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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power to breathe

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!