The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to have no power.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!