Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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KeemStar

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!