A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!