The power to drown on land.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!