- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to bleed

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to forget what you were going to say

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The ability to talk to dust mites.

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

the power to break down public transport on hot days

Pointless Super Powers