The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!