THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

The power to grow boobs

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

The power to turn wine into water

The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

The power to be a walrus

The power of immortality while suicidal.

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!