Retractable teeth

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!