The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!