the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to grow boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!