The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!