The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to create another human

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!