The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to die

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to not have power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!