the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to go blind at will.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!