the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!