The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!