the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!