The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to die on command

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Batman

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!