The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!