the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The Power of cheese

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!