The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power of being aquaman.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!