The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to wear crocs.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!