Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of love

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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anything Aquaman does

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!