The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Death at will

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to be a complete troll

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to fly in space

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!