The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power of fart helium

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!