The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!