The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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penis

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!