TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to do your homework.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of trolling your self

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The power of love

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!