The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Death at will

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!