The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to fart flames

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The Power to die at will

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!