The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!