The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of love

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to die at will.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!