The power to fart in colour

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to read the TV

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!