The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to control nothing

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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black people

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power of fart helium

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Facebook.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!