the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!