The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!