The power to forget how to swim.

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the power to

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to create another human

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!