The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!