The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to die but once

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!