The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!