The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!