The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to breathe

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!