Poop

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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i like pie.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!