The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Poop

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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i like pie.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!