the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to eat food

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fart at will.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to die....

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!