The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to die on command

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fart at will.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to die....

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!