The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the power to

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!