the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to create a meme

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!