The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to create another human

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to not have super powers...

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!