The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!