The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

The power to move any object, but you're blind

The power to fly....underwater

The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

the power to speak in Braille.

the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

the ability to spell wrong

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!