The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!