the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to poop standing up

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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vomitspit

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!