the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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NMR Vision

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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Poop

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to think about useless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!